70 Things To Do in My 70th Year

I turn 70 this year and between January 1 and December 31, intend to achieve 70 things I’ve never done before. The list has only 24 items on it so far, meaning I’m only about a quarter of the way toward completing it. So I’d welcome any suggestions or challenges. But there’ll be nothing involving great heights: I don’t plan to bungee jump, skydive or hang glide. With the possible exception of a hot air balloon ride – notwithstanding what has happened in my old stamping ground of Luxor - I won’t be risking life and limb at the end of a bit of rubber, some nylon, aluminium alloy or synthetic sailcloth.

Some of these events may seem a little trite, trivial and insignificant, but they each will have their place in helping me round out my life. Here is what is on the list so far:

1.    Go to Araluen, bushranger country outside Canberra.

2.    Listen to Steve Earle sing Copperhead Road on a jukebox in the pub at Araluen.

3.    Teach my partner Harriet to jive, and jive with her (but not at Araluen).

4.    Watch a Super Bowl on TV in its entirety (I did watch one in 1968, 50 years ago, but that was in black and white on film).

5.    Spend Easter in Christchurch, New Zealand, which is about as easterly as I plan to travel this year.

6.    Attend a school reunion in Christchurch. Yes, that’s a “first” of sorts.

7.    Celebrate a senior milestone birthday in my native New Zealand (my 70^th in Queenstown on April 5).

8.     Attend the Anzac Day Dawn Service in Canberra.

9.    Travel to Warren in New South Wales in search of Ponty Reid’s All Black rugby jersey on Dubbo Street.

10.                       Travel to Grenfell in search of Lawson Oval, named after the great Australian writer Henry Lawson, who was born there. I know it’s on the corner of Henry Lawson Way and Stan McCabe Drive and I might get there for the Henry Lawson Festival on the June long weekend.

11.                       Eat something that has tentacles. Calamari maybe?

12.                       Publish a novel.

13.                       Run in a road race.

14.                       Acquire an Underwood 5 typewriter in good working condition.

15.                       Try to match Eric the Eel’s time by breaking one minute swimming 50 metres.

16.                       Meet a tiger at the National Zoo and Aquarium in Canberra.

17.                       Eat King George whiting in South Australia.

18.                       Get to see Uluru and the Alice in Central Australia

19.                       Take a steam train trip in New South Wales, or in Canberra if they can find the bits of train stolen over Christmas.

20.                       Go on a hot air balloon ride in Canberra

21.                       Work on a year-long project to transform our garage, inside and out, making it possum-proof  and poisonous redback spider-free and getting rid of all other beastly creatures.

22.                       Get to own my own laptop.

23.                       Watch Paris, Texas in its entirety (and maybe even Kramer v Kramer, and Sophie’s Choice).

24.                       Go to Maryborough in Victoria to find Princes Park, where the locals beat the British rugby team on June 27, 1888.

Please comment with any more suggestions.

Your Holiday Typewriter Crossword

CLUES

ACROSS:

6. These wonderful little portable typewriters were made in Groton, New York (plural, 6 letters).

7. French typewriters, featured in the movie Populaire (plural, 5 letters).
9. A typeslug is attached to the end of it, a type... (3 letters).
10. Earliest typewriter company, once owned by Wyckoff, Seamans & Benedict (9 letters).
12. ETCetera magazine has, since October 1987, - - - of typewriter collectors worldwide (3 words, 3, 3, 5 letters).
15. and 19. Considered the first portable typewriter, a single type element machine which was decades ahead of its time (14 letters, 11 and 3).
17. If the word average of speed typists was judged according to five-stroke words, what did one letter constitute? (2 words, 3 and 6 letters).
21. During World War II, German typewriter designers were designated as this by the US Patent Office (5 letters).
22. Fastest typist in the pre-war era, using Underwood and Royal standard-size manual typewriters, Albert - (7 letters).

DOWN:

1. Typewriter company founded by Ed Hess and Lewis Myers in Brooklyn in 1904 (5 letters).
2. In the days when newspaper reporters used typewriters, their copy was set in - type (3 letters).
3. What you carry your typewriter in, its - (4 letters).
4. Typewriters create difficulties when it comes to shipping them, because they are a - - (2 words, 5 and 4 letters).
5. Underwood 5s and Olivetti Lettera 22s are - in terms of typewriter quality and design (7 letters).
8. Shift 6 on your typewriter keyboard provided you with under... (plural, 6 letters)
11. The home city, in England's East Midlands, of the Imperial Typewriter Company (9 letters).
13. There are a great many of these when it comes to the origin of the QWERTY keyboard configuration (singular, 6 letters).
14. In the earliest days of typing, you did this when using a machine with the carriage placed over the top of the circular typebasket, type - (7 letters).
16. What Richard Polt still does for a Sphinx typewriter (it remains at the top of his wish list, http://site.xavier.edu/polt/typewriters/tw-10mw.html) (5 letters).
18. The book cover features a typewriter and it's called "Great Men Die Twice: A Fitting Tribute to Mark - " (4 letters).
20. Ted Munk's exhaustive and authoritative Typewriter Database provides, through serial numbers, an accurate guide to the - of your typewriter (3 letters).

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