D is for Dean,
The grammatical Diz,
When they asked, Who's the tops?
Said correctly, I is.
- Ogden Nash
Friends of mine who grew up, as I did, in New Zealand in the 1950s, can still recite long passages of commentary from the radio broadcasts of sporting events made back then by Winston McCarthy. As Spiro Zavos wrote in McCarthy’s entry in the Dictionary of New Zealand Biography, his peculiar expressions “became mantras for thousands of … supporters. As a party trick in the late 1950s, young men narrated [a] McCarthy commentary … They memorised it word-for-word … McCarthy would switch roles from play-by-play caller to that of the broadcasting spectator. ‘Put it in again, sonny,’ [he would say].”
Among Dean’s more famous radio broadcast comments were that a player was “standing confidentially at the plate” and that “players have returned to their respectable positions”. “Throwed” (or, more precisely, “throde’) also got plenty of airplay, as did “sityashun”, “disgustilly” and “airs” for errors. A magnificent Joe DiMaggio catch deep in centre was called, “Holy cow! He caught it with his back in front of the pitcher’s box!”
Dixie Dean on a sousaphone winds up the Detroit Tigers at Sportsman's Park, St Louis, during the 1934 World Series.
In reality Dean was a lot smarter than he liked fans to think. His sense of self-worth and his business acumen make that clear. As Herman Helms wrote in a 1974 obituary, Dean “milked a lot of mileage out of his rural background. He proudly portrayed his back-woodsman, filled with fatback and hominy grits.” “Old Diz was anything but a dummy. Two things which he had in quantity at death – money and friends – are not likely to be acquired by anyone who’s empty-headed.” In 1946 the St Louis Globe-Democrat said Dizzy was “crazy like a fox”.
The widespread notion that Dean was indeed empty-headed was grist to the mill for American newspaper headline writers when Dizzy was not once, but twice hit in the head in a game, in 1934 and again in 1936, both while he was with the St Louis Cardinals and playing at home at Sportsmen’s Park. On one such occasion, a headline was alleged to have read, “Dean’s head X-rayed, nothing found”. This, perhaps sadly, is too good to be true; it’s an urban myth, an apocryphal story. None comes even close, though there was no want of opportunities. The first incident was in an October 1934 World Series game against the Detroit Tigers when Billy Rogell’s throw flattened Dixie, in the action as a pinch hitter. The second concussion came in July 1936 and a line drive from the New York Giants’ Burgess Whitehead had Dizzy “seeing stars”.
Dizzy knew he was on to a good thing when he started using the vernacular – at least his own Ozark farm boy version of it – for his columns and in his commentaries. Oddly enough, however, when he agreed to be the subject of a newspaper comic strip, advertising Grape-Nuts, the Dizzy Dean character spoke in almost perfect English (the odd “’cause” and “gotta” aside). Indeed, the real-life Dizzy, as portrayed by Dan Dailey in the 1952 biopic The Pride of St Louis, thinks and speaks like an average, communicative sports star.
The author H. Allen Smith wrote an amusing piece titled “Ole Diz”, starting in 1950 “the season in which Dizzy Dean was brought up to the big time as a television commentator for the New York Yankees”. He represented “a new and delightful diversion to us; the things he did and the things he said were often as entertaining as the ball games he was describing, or neglecting to describe.” Smith claimed it was Joe Williams who insisted Dean said “slud” for “slid” when it was “slood”, as in “wood”. Actually, that mistake went all the way back to the one and only Grantland Rice. Smith recalled Dean speaking about the futility of arguing with an umpire. “You might as well try to argy with a stump.” After a moment’s reflection, Dean went on, “Some of you New York folks might not know what a stump is. Well, I’ll tell ya. A stump is a wood thing .. well, it’s somethin’ a tree has been cut down off of.”
I haven't heard his name for decades. I wonder if he really carried a full size Underwood or if one was kept in the Press Box for him.
Sounds like my kinda fellah (:
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